alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
mugGet the alarm clockmug.

im outside your house

come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways
im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
mugGet the im outside your housemug.

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