Horse Hockey

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An old-fashioned sounding way to say "bullshit."

That's a load of horse hockey!

Horse Hockey by AlgernonFTW June 4, 2009

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horse hockey

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

horse hockey by Light Joker March 16, 2005

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Horse Hockey

A simple game of Hockey, played out ,and performed by actual Horses

The Equitarians played the jackasses in the stanley cup of Horse Hockey

Horse Hockey by Ron Rollalope October 7, 2020

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horse hockey

A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.

George Bush's economic plans.

horse hockey by jesster79 March 6, 2004

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horse hockey

A variant spelling for 'polo'.

Them snobs are playing horse hockey again

horse hockey by shonny September 8, 2007

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Horse hocky

A nicer more polite way of saying bullshit.

My cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

Horse hocky by Dirtyborough October 5, 2016

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hockey house

where people go to rip worm burners throw tilly's and wheel rockets

Rob went to the Hockey House to rip worm burners, throw tilly's and wheel some rockets and birds

hockey house by T-Dinks December 2, 2021

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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