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HORSE FACED 

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.
HORSE FACED by Eric April 11, 2005

Horse faced bitch 

A trick ass ho wif dem crooked teef and dat longass face. dayum.
"Get ova here ya horse faced bitch...and s my d".
Horse faced bitch by The Colonel November 6, 2005

horse-faced axe battle anal rampage 

When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity

axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
Dude did you here lorin had horse-faced axe battle anal rampage sex with julia?

Horse faced slut 

A girl you who add's you on myspace. Then you look at her pictures and she has a fucked up grill and is wearing red lipstick looking like a transvestite and shit, she also has a fat cunt of a mole on her face
I was at a night club and a horse faced slut approached me and grinding against me when the new 50 track came on, it was gangsta rap and a horse faced slut, I ran home
Horse faced slut by Thenamespete October 17, 2008

Horse face 

A weird guy named Jean in the Survey Corps. He is a horse. Not literally, he just looks like one.
Armin: "Jean died last night."
Eren: "WOOHOO HORSE FACE IS DEAD" (this did not actually happen)
Horse face by Pawleene Pinkieshy September 8, 2015

horse face 

a word that is given to a lot of people or celebs just simply as an exaggeration, because someone has a slightly long or evan oval shaped face/big teeth/buck teeth/gummy teeth or a goofy smile (probably about half the population then) loads of celebs out there from eva longoria to christina aguilera, prince william or leona lewis have been called a horse. i don't think they are considered ugly to most people, nor are horses themselves.
horse face by thyfhyof January 20, 2008
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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