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Hormoanal 

When your hormones are going wild and you just need to complain about it. Repeatedly. In public. Or on Twitter or Facebook.
I have pimples, hair in funny places and I am sweating like a man, sorry to have to tell you these things, I just needed to be hormoanal.
Hormoanal by bbeingcool May 9, 2012
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Hormoaning 

The whining every man must listen to every 28 days.
Last week everything was fine, but this week she started hormoaning about everything.
Hormoaning by NindjaJ August 29, 2011
"Have you seen Lesley today? She's very hormony."
"What's that?"
"Hormonal and Horny"
Hormony by Mar&Lesley November 1, 2016
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026