A girl of South or South-East Asian descent who possesses such divine physical attributes that it makes you question your metaphysical philosophy of aesthetics.
Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift? That film changed my life, there are so many hosians in there!
an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant
By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.
to hopiate: to subdue the masses with hopium. (see hopium)
also, hopiated: a person or peoples under the influence of hopium
and, hopiation and de-hopiation: the interrelated processes of partaking in the ingestion (er, ingestation, if you will) of hopium and the war on hopium. this includes the growth and distribution, sale and manufacturing of; and the back-alley clinicians cleaning up the mess, often using mathadone, slaymoron, dedolethefiend, dealmthedrone and others.
During much of 2007 and early 2008, the new President ambushed and confiscated more than fifteen boat loads of hopium owned by the American people, refined it, and passed off the hopiate at an unregulated rate most extensively during the fall of 2008; his supply dwindled due to excessive promotion and usage of and when the people themselves again realized that multi-month benders on emotional dance parties and poli-empathogenic substances poses significant risk to your and that of your country's general well-being.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!