hopiate 

Hopiate (hoh-pee-ate, hoh-pee-it):

to hopiate: to subdue the masses with hopium. (see hopium)

also, hopiated: a person or peoples under the influence of hopium

and, hopiation and de-hopiation: the interrelated processes of partaking in the ingestion (er, ingestation, if you will) of hopium and the war on hopium. this includes the growth and distribution, sale and manufacturing of; and the back-alley clinicians cleaning up the mess, often using mathadone, slaymoron, dedolethefiend, dealmthedrone and others.

During much of 2007 and early 2008, the new President ambushed and confiscated more than fifteen boat loads of hopium owned by the American people, refined it, and passed off the hopiate at an unregulated rate most extensively during the fall of 2008; his supply dwindled due to excessive promotion and usage of and when the people themselves again realized that multi-month benders on emotional dance parties and poli-empathogenic substances poses significant risk to your and that of your country's general well-being.

hopiate by hank saga, hank t'in saga April 2, 2009

Hopiate 

Hopiate: Noun.

The hope for or belief in something that makes one feel better.

The realization that there can be no benevolent god(s) because, i.e. the Holocaust, the Inquisition, etc., but trusting in divine justice and hoping everything will turn out just fine makes it possible to sleep at night.

I needed a hopiate to fall asleep last night.

Hopiate by Wrldgirl1 July 27, 2018

hopoate 

sticking your finger in your opponents anus.

He was caught on live TV doing this, and was suspended from plsying Rugby League,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hopoate
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/08/31/1093915288668.html

hopoate by hbg08 October 29, 2008

Hopoate Hitchhiker 

When a man receives an unsolicited anal probing from another man's thumb on the sporting field. Named after John Hopoate, an Australian NRL player.

Damn, we would have won if our captain hadn't been sent off for giving their defence a Hopoate Hitchhiker.

Hopoate Hitchhiker by toosoon July 12, 2009

Hopoate 

Also known as a 'Hopo'

To forcibly insert your finger in somebody's anus. (As originally performed by Rugby League player John Hopoate).

that poof was trying to give him a hopo!

Hopoate by Mr Jones April 25, 2005

Hopoate 

A person who does something that Australian Rugby League player John Hopoate would do. Member of the Wests Tigers team at the time, Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for poking his finger up the anus of opposing team members.

A person who does something ridiculously stupid, shocking, or disgusting and acts like there was nothing wrong with it. More recently, John Hopoate deliberately clotheslined another player at high speed and knocked the player out cold, then denied he did anything wrong.

Don't be such a Hopoate!

My boyfriend was such a Hopoate, I had to stab him in the chest to make him stop.

Keep your dirty brown Hopoate fingers where I can see 'em!

Hopoate by Bloopy April 10, 2005

HopIite 

Someone who stu stu stutters very often.

"Last night i was having a conversation with Noah and he wouldn't stop being a HopIite."

HopIite by Crotch Ninja July 24, 2016