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Homelanding 

Homelanding- Verb- To homeland. Derives from the Television Series Homeland: The act of ejaculating adjacent to one's spouse or significant other on a carpeted floor. The recipient must be nude and preferably crying while kneeling on the ground. Absolutely NO EYE-CONTACT during said act. After ejaculation, the participant must immediately fall asleep, leaving the partner in agonizing tears. However, if the partner fails to cry, the act is not warranted.
So how was your first date?

"I took her to Outback Steakhouse and then one thing led to another and I ended up homelanding that bitch!"
Homelanding by GoGamecocks October 14, 2012

Hoelandia 

My ex lives on hoelandia
Hoelandia by sesinep February 8, 2019

nymphicus hollandicus 

the scientific name of a cockatiel. you say it cuz you are a cockatiel fan and you're smart
Person 1: hey i got a new bird
Person 2: what type?
Person 1: nymphicus hollandicus
Person 2: what is that?
Person 1:cockatiel
Person 2: oh

hoelandish 

Something that has to do with a girl being a hoe when she posts or either does something out of pocket.
ā€œI am not following that hoelandish ass account on instagram because all she posts is her titties and I’m an ass guy.ā€
hoelandish by : 4C3 : November 23, 2022