Hoelandia 

The land of the hoes

My ex lives on hoelandia

Hoelandia by sesinep February 8, 2019

No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.

Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.

No Habla Hollandaise by Ststanstan August 20, 2019

hopelandic 

a made-up language (created by band Sigur Ros) which the sound of the word is a meaning and a story to each individual.

One day my mind just abandoned English altogether and adapted Hopelandic instead, thinking only in sighs of emotions.

hopelandic by Winson February 4, 2005

Hollandaise donut 

One of three true types of donut, along with maple and chocolate. Created because of a teacher's Freudian slip.

A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?

Hollandaise donut by hollandaisedonuts September 1, 2020

Hoeland 

Because Holland is filled with hoes.

Sam Fisher: ...When the metres at 4 i'm light up like a Dutch brothel as Lambert would say... I dont wanna know how he knows that...
Lambert: Because it's Hoeland!

Hoeland by C00T November 21, 2010

Hollandish 

What idiots think people in holland speak.

Hi are you new, where are you from?
Holland.
OH DO YOU SPEAK HOLLANDISH????
No I speak Dutch

Hollandish by CHOCOLATEcakeisgood:) February 3, 2010

hollandia 

A Fine Brew. A Worthy Beverage. 1€ a can. The staple diet of financially conscious drinkers everywhere.

See Dutch Gold

What will it be ? 8 Hollandias

hollandia by Lorcan October 4, 2005