hop toad

Not knowing which end of your alimentary canal to point at the porcelain due to simultaneously experiencing severe nausea and abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations.

He was up all night pulling a hop toad after eating crab cakes from the stadium.

by JMR2 April 22, 2006

Toad Hop

A score in the game Super Mario Strikers Charged, for the Nintendo Wii that involves Toad running up to the goalie, and using his deke to hop over the goalie's head and into the goal.

Colin: You just got Toad Hopped!

Victor: Damn, I suck.

by Wavedasher September 24, 2007

Djibouti Toad Hop

When a girl assumes the position, much like a toad before it leaps, the man (with a running start) thrusts his dong into her Djibouti Hole. This act is repeated until the duo reaches the other end of the room. For maximum family fun, turn around and start again!

"Oh boy! Am I beat from the rigorous Djibouti Toad Hop sesh I had last night!"

by Som_Tmith January 29, 2017

Djibouti Toad Hop

The act of railing someone in the ass while hopping.

Som Tmith got railed in the ass last night while doing the Djibouti Toad Hop .

by Dobert Roll January 30, 2017