hooosband

A playful way to say husband.

Hooosband, where are you?

by Loudulelululu February 22, 2017

housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

by Jj March 21, 2005

Hoesband

What You Become When You Successfully Convert A Hoe To Be Your wife

Mush: Hey Yo! Who is Kanye To Kim?
Maurys: He is Her Hoesband.

by Maurys Gaucho June 29, 2017

Hoodstand

The term use for when ones hood (patois for penis) stands up i.e. becomes erect.

Check out the bumper on dat big titty gal, nuff to give a brother hoodstand.

I even got hoodstand from reading Dear Deidre.

by Jukesy June 15, 2009

Housbandry

1. A man who is a stay at home father and/or husband.

2. House husband who day drinks and binge watches Netflix, Hulu, and YouTube videos.

John and Jake attended the annual housbandry meeting at Paul's house to discuss brooms and beers.

by genconex September 19, 2018