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Hoodstand

The term use for when ones hood (patois for penis) stands up i.e. becomes erect.
Check out the bumper on dat big titty gal, nuff to give a brother hoodstand.

I even got hoodstand from reading Dear Deidre.
by Jukesy June 15, 2009
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California Handstand

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California
Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011
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On hoodstas

A hoodsta is somebody who puts in work.
Interviewer:so if an enemy rolls up on you what you gonna do?

Crip mac:DESTRUCTION!I destroy all enemies, I do DESTRUCTION. If an enemy rolls up on me cuh, ima automatic smash on him ,on hoodstas. You 5ive me
by Trapboy123 January 5, 2022
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Hoopstank

Hoopstank is yet another creative word for marijuana. Can be used in place of marijuana in any instance.
Yo nigga, be sure to pick up some of dat hoopstank on ya way ova, ya heard?
by acfnigga April 15, 2009
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hoodlander

A wanna be gangster that smokes weed in the school bus stops;

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.
Did you see that hoodlander? He's a straight a student that's a wanna be gangsta
by MistaM. January 6, 2015
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The Hoodlands

What white rich teenagers of The Woodlands who were born and raised in 'the streets of Grogan's point' call their city.

An infestation of 'straight up gangster' privileged teenagers in the Woodlands.

The Woodlands becomes The Hoodlands when rich parents living in The Woodlands buy their son a cadilac escalade so he may look 'fly' and like a 'straight up G'

a Wangstas name for his town when he wants to look ghetto like the black/mexican Gangsters on TV
"yo man - lets meet up at market street. shitz goin down tonight"

White boy 1: sup ma nigg whats crackin?
White boy 2: yo man, my dad just bought me another ferrari
White boy 1: ohh for realz?? we gots to roll in dat thing tonight, and show it off in the Hoodlands
by annoyedbytheWangstas March 26, 2009
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Manchurian Headstand

The act of using a bottle as an anal alcohol injector. An empty glass bottle (usually a beer bottle) is lubricated at the neck (usually with vaseline) and a quantity of hard licor is poured into the bottle. The end of the bottle is then inserted into the anus, and the person does a head-stand, or inclines the body, so that the alcohol flows into the rectum, where it will be absorbed more quickly, and effectively.
Dude. Nikos, Gaurav, Oliv' and Jahawi all did manchurian headstands last night. After two shots of rum, they were all drunk off their asses. Literally.
by Michael L Smith October 3, 2006
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