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hoomin

the word "human," as written by cats and dumb people.
i Iz stoopid annd cant spel rite, cuz im a cat, not a hoomin.
by twigboy22 May 27, 2010
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homoinebriate

A male who is super straight and macho, but starts acting really, over the top gay when drunk. Often plays grab ass with other guys.
Fred loves his girlfriend, but, as soon as he gets drunk, he starts grabbing Tom's ass and is totally homoinebriate.
by NivekTheGreat June 14, 2018
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hooking the g

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
by Sampacifica January 15, 2017
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Hooking the Green

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010
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Homoincesturbation

The process of cloning and engaging in sexual intercourse with said clone.
That homoincesturbationist can go fuck himself.
by Jonopants March 22, 2013
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Hooman

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs
Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u
by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015
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Ad hominem

An attack upon an opponent in order to discredit their arguement or opinion. Ad hominems are used by immature and/or unintelligent people because they are unable to counter their opponent using logic and intelligence.
Person A: I think we should spend more money on environmental protection.
Person B: You just think that because you’re a stupid tree-hugger.

Person A: It is crucial that we facilitate adequate means to prevent degradation that would jeopardize the project.
Person B: You think that just because you use big words makes you sound smart? Shut up you loser; you don't know what you're talking about.
by Pcc88 July 31, 2005
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