hooking the g 

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green 

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

Hooking the Green by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

hookin the G 

The act of female masturbaion where the fingers are interested and curled to stimulate the G spot.

Performed by self stimulation or for a sexual partner.

I'm bored I think I'm going to go upstairs and hook the G.

Hookin the G

hookin the G by Ballgaser IV February 16, 2017

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin 

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

hoking the guts 

When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)

Clive was hoking the guts out of some chick last night!

hoking the guts by brolly109 November 13, 2009

Honking the one-eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one-eyed goose.

Honking the one-eyed goose by loiterer February 5, 2026

Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

Honking the one eyed goose by loiterer February 5, 2026