hookasm
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The alter ego of someone who is really handsome or pretty,someone that is very cunt but not to the naked eye.
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hooksmaxxing
Hooksmaxxing is when a social media creator becomes dangerously obsessed with writing the perfect opening line for a post.
Symptoms include deleting 47 drafts, turning normal thoughts into dramatic life lessons, and believing every sentence should sound like it was whispered by a billionaire in a dark room.
Example:
“He was just posting about going for a walk, but after hooksmaxxing it became: ‘I took 3,000 steps today and realised why most founders fail.’”
LinkedIn creators have a special knack for this.
Symptoms include deleting 47 drafts, turning normal thoughts into dramatic life lessons, and believing every sentence should sound like it was whispered by a billionaire in a dark room.
Example:
“He was just posting about going for a walk, but after hooksmaxxing it became: ‘I took 3,000 steps today and realised why most founders fail.’”
LinkedIn creators have a special knack for this.
Bro spent 45 minutes hooksmaxxing a post about his morning walk and somehow turned it into “Most founders are one bad habit away from bankruptcy.”
hooksmaxxing by tas619 June 19, 2026