1. An expression used commonly by busdrivers, when students fail to show produce a buspass.
Ex: Bus driver: Do you have your bus pass? Student: I didn't recieve it the mail. Bus driver: bring it to me tomorrow. Student: I can't get one. Bus driver: Im gonna have to report this to my office in which they will respond," Let'em Hoof it."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'