a man with an uncircumcised penis
by moominin June 20, 2019
a man with an uncircumcised penis
by moominin June 20, 2019
A boy who tends to wear a black hoodie all the time. They're usually pretty quiet, sitting in the back of the class. They have some friends, but not in their classes. Everyone knows who they are, but never knows too much about their character. They seem emo, maybe depressed. They're a genius. No one talks to them until they need answers. They're usually ambiverted, and rarely talk outside of their circle. They're the ones single handedly holding up the class average. People think they'll shoot up the school, and thus seem afraid of him. The black hoodie boy does everything in a group project, finishes in 1min, then immediately after he turns it in his perfectionism kicks in and he's terrified he let his group down. He's usually so desperate for love or any human interaction at all he'll give anyone the answers to work because then someone talks to them. They're very lonely, and constantly can't sleep at night. They wish for nothing but love, although never get any. No girls love him, and 1/5 of people think he's gay. He's the most loyal, caring, and wise people you'll meet, if you talk to him. He's also the most sweet, polite, romantic, and thoughtful partners you could date. He's not cynical, he's just so lonely he doesn't know how conversation works. He's often left out of most social situations, even in his own friend group. Everyone knows him and has talked to him before, but next to no one knows him well, even if he plays sports or something very popular.
Classmate 1 - "Yo what's the answer to answer 6?"
Classmate 2 - "I dunno let me ask black hoodie boy's name"
Classmate 2 - "Hey what's the answer to question 6?"
Black Hoodie Boy - "..."
Black Hoodie Boy - "24.7"
Classmate 2 - "Thanks Bro"
Black Hoodie Boy - "Hey I kind of like you a lot, could we maybe go out sometime?"
Crush - "Ew, no."
Friend 1 - "Tacos are so good though"
Friend 2 - "Nah Burgers are better, on god"
Black Hoodie Boy - "Actually I think-"
Friends 1 & 2 - *both cut him off and refuse to listen to him*
Please talk to the Black Hoodie Boy.
Classmate 2 - "I dunno let me ask black hoodie boy's name"
Classmate 2 - "Hey what's the answer to question 6?"
Black Hoodie Boy - "..."
Black Hoodie Boy - "24.7"
Classmate 2 - "Thanks Bro"
Black Hoodie Boy - "Hey I kind of like you a lot, could we maybe go out sometime?"
Crush - "Ew, no."
Friend 1 - "Tacos are so good though"
Friend 2 - "Nah Burgers are better, on god"
Black Hoodie Boy - "Actually I think-"
Friends 1 & 2 - *both cut him off and refuse to listen to him*
Please talk to the Black Hoodie Boy.
by SBiscBoi October 13, 2020
North face hoodie boy is a very cute boy who should only date a girl starting with a S, practically Skyley.The reason North face hoodie boy should date a girl named Skyley is because their the only person who is compatible with them and will only love them.North face hoodie boy are also infact attracted to girls who's name starts with the letter S and can't stop thinking about her.They also trip other girls at Pe for girl's who's name starts with the letter S.
by Dazaiswife September 21, 2021
the most comfortable hoodies either stolen from a boy or gifted to a girl from a boy. girls are obsessed with them because they smell amazing and are the comfiest pieces of clothing they own.
girl 1: “omg I got a boys hoodie yesterday”
girl 2: “no fair”
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boy 1: “bro she keeps taking my hoodies”
boy 2: “because she’s in love w you obv”
girl 2: “no fair”
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boy 1: “bro she keeps taking my hoodies”
boy 2: “because she’s in love w you obv”
by bigphatlefttoe January 21, 2022