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hoodbrother

that mother fucker that will fuck your mother and leave your father face down in the pool but turn around and help you fix your motor and transmission if he sees you with your hood up in the side of the road
My hoodbrother was stuck on the side of the road so I had to go see his mom before I got to him because she had the tools to fix the block. His pop… typical rock in front of the television so I guess we all win when it’s like this.
by Keith’s Adventure Series December 6, 2025
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