Usually an athletic african american male who spends his days sexually pleasing frusterated housewives while their husbands are at work. In addition, one can also find hoobadays at night clubs on weekends searching for curious young white women who are intoxicated. The hoobaday uses his competitive advantages, namely his 10-14" penis and athletic stature, to sexually conquer as many white women as possible. For a description of the hoobaday's most frequent victim, please refer to the reformed slut.
I came home from work early and caught 10 hoobadays taking turns on my wife.
I was at a club in menlo park and there were nothing but hoobadays dancing with drunk sorority girls.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.