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hoobaday 

Usually an athletic african american male who spends his days sexually pleasing frusterated housewives while their husbands are at work. In addition, one can also find hoobadays at night clubs on weekends searching for curious young white women who are intoxicated. The hoobaday uses his competitive advantages, namely his 10-14" penis and athletic stature, to sexually conquer as many white women as possible. For a description of the hoobaday's most frequent victim, please refer to the reformed slut.
I came home from work early and caught 10 hoobadays taking turns on my wife.
I was at a club in menlo park and there were nothing but hoobadays dancing with drunk sorority girls.
hoobaday by RetaliatorJvZ August 24, 2006
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hoobadawatnow 

a word that means something like who what where when why? i hav noo idea wat ur on about explain plz
dude: oh did u hear about carrie and tom hookin up?
other dude: hoobadawatnow ?!?!?!
hoobadawatnow by caitie April 13, 2005

Hoobadashery 

A term to describe something absolutely outrageous or wild.
Have you seen the hoobadashery David has just committed. He fucked 6 girls in an hour.
Hoobadashery by HxWSEY July 18, 2022

hooyaday Nuug iyo Wass 

That word is a Somali word to diss someone's somalin mom or your own Somalian mom will use that to diss you but she's basically saying it to herself because you are not a mom...yet
English translation: Fuck and Lick your mom
Ahmed's MOM: Ya!! tag nadiifi jikada Ya!!! Go clean the Kitchen

Ahmed: Ahh hooyo u sheeg najma in ay sameeyaan Ahh Mom tell NajmaLazy ass [Sister to do it.
MOM: hooyaday Nuug iyo wass!! Adiga tag iyo nadiifi Fuck and Lick your mom!! You go and clean it
Ahmed: Ahh okay!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026