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hoobaday 

Usually an athletic african american male who spends his days sexually pleasing frusterated housewives while their husbands are at work. In addition, one can also find hoobadays at night clubs on weekends searching for curious young white women who are intoxicated. The hoobaday uses his competitive advantages, namely his 10-14" penis and athletic stature, to sexually conquer as many white women as possible. For a description of the hoobaday's most frequent victim, please refer to the reformed slut.
I came home from work early and caught 10 hoobadays taking turns on my wife.
I was at a club in menlo park and there were nothing but hoobadays dancing with drunk sorority girls.
hoobaday by RetaliatorJvZ August 24, 2006
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hoobadawatnow 

a word that means something like who what where when why? i hav noo idea wat ur on about explain plz
dude: oh did u hear about carrie and tom hookin up?
other dude: hoobadawatnow ?!?!?!
hoobadawatnow by caitie April 13, 2005

Hoobadashery 

A term to describe something absolutely outrageous or wild.
Have you seen the hoobadashery David has just committed. He fucked 6 girls in an hour.
Hoobadashery by HxWSEY July 18, 2022

hooyaday Nuug iyo Wass 

That word is a Somali word to diss someone's somalin mom or your own Somalian mom will use that to diss you but she's basically saying it to herself because you are not a mom...yet
English translation: Fuck and Lick your mom
Ahmed's MOM: Ya!! tag nadiifi jikada Ya!!! Go clean the Kitchen

Ahmed: Ahh hooyo u sheeg najma in ay sameeyaan Ahh Mom tell NajmaLazy ass Sister to do it. MOM: hooyaday Nuug iyo wass!! Adiga tag iyo nadiifi Fuck and Lick [your mom!! You go and clean it
Ahmed: Ahh okay!!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026