hoobooger

Def1: a big, hairy, pink monster with yellow eyes and teeth.

Def2: any given cryptid

There’s Hooboogers in the basement.

by Bearmoose June 13, 2024

Harbooger

When you have an itch on the rim of your nose and when you scratch it a booger gets on your finger. You try to hide it by putting ur finger in your mouth and bit down on your nail while savoring the booger. You are confident no one saw you but if they did you will recruit your older brother to tell everyone you never have ate a booger in your life!

Tom: Jim, did you just Harbooger?!!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!

by CoonGirlLover September 15, 2016

Hoodbooger

Females that sticks to any dude in the hood. Also has been picked by most the dudes in the hood, labeled easy nut

That girl is a hoodbooger, you can touch her ass but not her phone.

by S8H2A4U7N7E February 10, 2017

Hoodbooger

Person who shows ratchet, ghetto, and/or degenerate behaviors. Seems to be lacking home training.

Why is she being a hoodbooger at this predominantly white institution.

by Adamasnoelle December 23, 2013

hobooker

Hobookers fall under a number of categories but are usually classified based on their current home and/or employment. The word is derived from two overlapping roots: hobo and hooker. Based on this derivation it is quite easy to ascertain that hobookers are typically found on the streets or in alleyways and make their money in less than honorable ways. While it is possible to climb out of hobookerdom, most hobookers are quite pleased with their social status and typically remain in the field for lengthy periods, if not until retirement. While the term is often used as slang and can be demeaning it is important to remember that hobookers are people too and have rights just like the rest of us.

Dude! Look at that hobooker over there on the street corner! Let's get some!

by MOFBAMF January 26, 2011

Hoobanger

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.

"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"

by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015

hoodbooger

A term used to describe young, thug kids from areas where crime is stereotypically high.

While I was working, some hoodbooger was trying to steal a digital camera, but I caught him.

by indolentphil January 15, 2008