An irrational fear some people have shown to have towards people with differing zodiac symbols. To an individual with

homozodiaphobia, people with differing zodiac symbols are considered enemies at a soul level, resulting in many broken families and disastrous relationships.

Homozodiaphobic people are simple to spot, even in crowds. They are typically alone, but in rare cases may have a companion with the same zodiac symbol to which they solely dedicate. They will completely ignore strangers and only pay attention if your initial words are your zodiac symbol - so long as it matches theirs.

Person A: Lily hasn't said anything to anybody this entire semester.
Person B: You didn't hear? She's even a voluntary orphan.
Person A: Really? Why?
Person B: She's a clear-cut case of homozodiaphobia. And a spazmoid too.

Homozodiaphobia by Hamehr August 31, 2018

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homozorz

extreme faggotry and/or having a high level of gayness.

"I find that my hair that is just over shoulder length tends to get in the way while I play DDR. I've tried hats (sweat traps) and I have tried tying it up (omfgz homozorz)."

homozorz by Dark Wheels April 9, 2005

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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