3 definitions by Hamehr
A sexual orientation where the individual will only have sex with a person whose Zodiac is respective to the current month of sexual activity.
For example, a Zodiasexual will only have sex in January with people born in January, and so on for February and beyond.
It is considered rape to hit on a Zodiasexual if your birth month does not match the current month.
It's also considered an act of violence to lie about your Zodiac sign in order to attempt to copulate with a Zodiasexual.
For example, a Zodiasexual will only have sex in January with people born in January, and so on for February and beyond.
It is considered rape to hit on a Zodiasexual if your birth month does not match the current month.
It's also considered an act of violence to lie about your Zodiac sign in order to attempt to copulate with a Zodiasexual.
Person A: Hey, I was born in May, let's bang!
Person B: Sorry, It's June. You'll have to wait another year. I'm Zodiasexual.
Person A: Huh? Okay... I'll find a normal person.
Person A: I heard you're Zodiasexual. Are the stories really true?
Person B: Hm, sorry - what? I don't speak to non-zodiasexuals.
Person B: Sorry, It's June. You'll have to wait another year. I'm Zodiasexual.
Person A: Huh? Okay... I'll find a normal person.
Person A: I heard you're Zodiasexual. Are the stories really true?
Person B: Hm, sorry - what? I don't speak to non-zodiasexuals.
by Hamehr August 31, 2018
A generic insult used to describe one who excessively repeats insults for lack of better ones. Derived from the Greek word 'Decymá', meaning "Redundancy".
by Hamehr November 24, 2013
An irrational fear some people have shown to have towards people with differing zodiac symbols. To an individual with
homozodiaphobia, people with differing zodiac symbols are considered enemies at a soul level, resulting in many broken families and disastrous relationships.
Homozodiaphobic people are simple to spot, even in crowds. They are typically alone, but in rare cases may have a companion with the same zodiac symbol to which they solely dedicate. They will completely ignore strangers and only pay attention if your initial words are your zodiac symbol - so long as it matches theirs.
homozodiaphobia, people with differing zodiac symbols are considered enemies at a soul level, resulting in many broken families and disastrous relationships.
Homozodiaphobic people are simple to spot, even in crowds. They are typically alone, but in rare cases may have a companion with the same zodiac symbol to which they solely dedicate. They will completely ignore strangers and only pay attention if your initial words are your zodiac symbol - so long as it matches theirs.
Person A: Lily hasn't said anything to anybody this entire semester.
Person B: You didn't hear? She's even a voluntary orphan.
Person A: Really? Why?
Person B: She's a clear-cut case of homozodiaphobia. And a spazmoid too.
Person B: You didn't hear? She's even a voluntary orphan.
Person A: Really? Why?
Person B: She's a clear-cut case of homozodiaphobia. And a spazmoid too.
by Hamehr August 31, 2018