Also spelled homo9, homonine is a portmanteau of "homonym" and "T9," a common cell phone typing interface. Thus, its meaning is a word which is a homonym of another when both are spelled in T9 mode.
I tried to text "Are you home?" to my girl, but instead of "home," the T9 predictive text turned 4663 into "gone," asking instead, "Are you gone?" It was a simple mixup of homonines, but she responded angrily "Gone from where, a**hole? Our house? Of course I'm not gone-I live here! What the h*ll's that supposed to mean?"
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Fred loves his girlfriend, but, as soon as he gets drunk, he starts grabbing Tom's ass and is totally homoinebriate.
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Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.
George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
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I think Kent and Tim are homonies. Kent will always buy Tim dinner, stand up for him in an argument, and play fight with him all day.
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