Homogoblin
Homogoblin by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004
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Homogoblin
A homogoblin is a goblin, usually gay. An individual left in the dark its whole life, resulting in gobliness - evidently gay goblinhood.
A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.
Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.
Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.
Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.
A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.
Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.
Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.
Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.
“That is one wierd looking bloke over there...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”
“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”
“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”
Homogoblin by KingOfGoblinDale February 15, 2021
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Homogoblin
A word often confused for haemoglobin. However, not to be confused for a small green homosexual creature, often found in MMPORG's.
My blood contains homogoblin
Homogoblin by DjSatansfury November 17, 2003
homogoblins
1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.
2) The best word to substitute for the latter.
2) The best word to substitute for the latter.
"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
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"You mean hemoglobin."
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"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."
homogoblins by newton64 October 13, 2008
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