homocaveus
homocaveus by Bez February 23, 2004
Words you can keep
Homoaversive
The correct way of calling out or idenitfying an individual whom is opposed to homosexuality.
Three Men Walk Into A Bar
Randy: Hey Earl, Why didn't you want to give Jim-Bob a hug earlier, you know he's gay; are you Homophobic?
Earl: No Randy... I dont have an irrational fear of Jim-Bob, so I'm not Homophobic- he just makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes!
Randy: Well then, if you arent afraid of him then why have you been avoiding him all night?
Earl: Hmm, Randy, I thought about it and suppose it's because I'm HOMOAVERSIVE. Now I'm going to go and talk to that gorgeous blonde girl over there! Have fun hanging with Jim-Bob!
Randy: Alright smartass, when you bring her back here the next round of drinks are on me!
Jim-Bob: "Haaay Raandy! MR. MAN! Did you watch me sing YMCA and strut my stuff in daisy dukes dancing in these cowboy boots! Wooo-Hoo!"
Earl: ... (He's busy making out with the gorgeous blonde)
Randy: Damn it Earl, you Homoaversive Hunk, You always get the girl, and I never do! Guess I'm buying the next round of drinks..
Jim-Bob: Yoooouu-Hoooo! Raaandy! BIG BOY!
I hooope you REMEMBERED my Apple Martini's!
Randy: (Does the robot approaching Jim-Bob, smiling, holding an Apple Martini in each hand)
The lights go down low on the dance floor while DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO begins to play ...
Three Men Walk Into A Bar
Randy: Hey Earl, Why didn't you want to give Jim-Bob a hug earlier, you know he's gay; are you Homophobic?
Earl: No Randy... I dont have an irrational fear of Jim-Bob, so I'm not Homophobic- he just makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes!
Randy: Well then, if you arent afraid of him then why have you been avoiding him all night?
Earl: Hmm, Randy, I thought about it and suppose it's because I'm HOMOAVERSIVE. Now I'm going to go and talk to that gorgeous blonde girl over there! Have fun hanging with Jim-Bob!
Randy: Alright smartass, when you bring her back here the next round of drinks are on me!
Jim-Bob: "Haaay Raandy! MR. MAN! Did you watch me sing YMCA and strut my stuff in daisy dukes dancing in these cowboy boots! Wooo-Hoo!"
Earl: ... (He's busy making out with the gorgeous blonde)
Randy: Damn it Earl, you Homoaversive Hunk, You always get the girl, and I never do! Guess I'm buying the next round of drinks..
Jim-Bob: Yoooouu-Hoooo! Raaandy! BIG BOY!
I hooope you REMEMBERED my Apple Martini's!
Randy: (Does the robot approaching Jim-Bob, smiling, holding an Apple Martini in each hand)
The lights go down low on the dance floor while DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO begins to play ...
Earl isn't afraid of Jim-Bob. No one is afraid of Jim-Bob- well maybe except for Randy, but Randy isn't Homoaversive.
Homoaversive by Jim.Bob February 22, 2023
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homocaust
As demonstrated in the book, The Pink Swastika, there not only was no Homocaust in Germany; to the contrary, the Nazi government was very friendly to homosexuals.
Homoaverse
Unlike -phobic, which is defined as "fear of," homoaverse is an aversion to a homosexual person interacting with one unwilling to entertain the thought.
Also see my definition of Transaverse.
Also see my definition of Transaverse.
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