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Homoaversive
The correct way of calling out or idenitfying an individual whom is opposed to homosexuality.
Three Men Walk Into A Bar
Randy: Hey Earl, Why didn't you want to give Jim-Bob a hug earlier, you know he's gay; are you Homophobic?
Earl: No Randy... I dont have an irrational fear of Jim-Bob, so I'm not Homophobic- he just makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes!
Randy: Well then, if you arent afraid of him then why have you been avoiding him all night?
Earl: Hmm, Randy, I thought about it and suppose it's because I'm HOMOAVERSIVE. Now I'm going to go and talk to that gorgeous blonde girl over there! Have fun hanging with Jim-Bob!
Randy: Alright smartass, when you bring her back here the next round of drinks are on me!
Jim-Bob: "Haaay Raandy! MR. MAN! Did you watch me sing YMCA and strut my stuff in daisy dukes dancing in these cowboy boots! Wooo-Hoo!"
Earl: ... (He's busy making out with the gorgeous blonde)
Randy: Damn it Earl, you Homoaversive Hunk, You always get the girl, and I never do! Guess I'm buying the next round of drinks..
Jim-Bob: Yoooouu-Hoooo! Raaandy! BIG BOY!
I hooope you REMEMBERED my Apple Martini's!
Randy: (Does the robot approaching Jim-Bob, smiling, holding an Apple Martini in each hand)
The lights go down low on the dance floor while DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO begins to play ...
Three Men Walk Into A Bar
Randy: Hey Earl, Why didn't you want to give Jim-Bob a hug earlier, you know he's gay; are you Homophobic?
Earl: No Randy... I dont have an irrational fear of Jim-Bob, so I'm not Homophobic- he just makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes!
Randy: Well then, if you arent afraid of him then why have you been avoiding him all night?
Earl: Hmm, Randy, I thought about it and suppose it's because I'm HOMOAVERSIVE. Now I'm going to go and talk to that gorgeous blonde girl over there! Have fun hanging with Jim-Bob!
Randy: Alright smartass, when you bring her back here the next round of drinks are on me!
Jim-Bob: "Haaay Raandy! MR. MAN! Did you watch me sing YMCA and strut my stuff in daisy dukes dancing in these cowboy boots! Wooo-Hoo!"
Earl: ... (He's busy making out with the gorgeous blonde)
Randy: Damn it Earl, you Homoaversive Hunk, You always get the girl, and I never do! Guess I'm buying the next round of drinks..
Jim-Bob: Yoooouu-Hoooo! Raaandy! BIG BOY!
I hooope you REMEMBERED my Apple Martini's!
Randy: (Does the robot approaching Jim-Bob, smiling, holding an Apple Martini in each hand)
The lights go down low on the dance floor while DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO begins to play ...
Earl isn't afraid of Jim-Bob. No one is afraid of Jim-Bob- well maybe except for Randy, but Randy isn't Homoaversive.
Homoaversive by Jim.Bob February 22, 2023
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Unlike -phobic, which is defined as "fear of," homoaverse is an aversion to a homosexual person interacting with one unwilling to entertain the thought.
Also see my definition of Transaverse.
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