homie mad 

When your homie makes you mad, but not mad like other people do

Homie 1: this guy is making me mad, I don’t like the male species

Homie 2: I’m offended. I’m homie mad now

homie mad by Homie501 October 27, 2021

Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky

Home-made queef by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011

Home Made Icing 

White stuff the baker puts on his donuts and cakes for some sweet and salty flavor.

I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.

Home Made Icing by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

Home Made Condom 

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

Home Made Condom by Sherrrl January 2, 2009

grannies home made veggie soup 

When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.

Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)

grannies home made veggie soup by kris ault January 22, 2009

Home Made Eye Patch 

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

Home Made Eye Patch by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

home made snickers bar 

when you fuck a chick in the ass thean make her suck your dick

i gave that bitch a home made snickers bar

home made snickers bar by Big Slik NIck June 29, 2006