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holy balogna 

Mary: Jon, I'm leaving you for Marcus.
Jon: Why? What did I do?
Mary: Nothing! He just has the holy balogna
holy balogna by notmy1stchoice December 26, 2010

Holy Batman 

Words used in the beginning and ends of a phrase to express surprise. Originated from the popular comic book series 'batman' his faithful sidekick Robin used to say 'Holy______Batman!' perhaps when he saw a villain. Today it is commonly used for the same reason, to express shock or surprise. It is used simply by stating what you see between holy and batman, this shows that this is shocking.
Holy fire Batman! (fire in the house)
Holy wet cat in a tree Batman! (wet cat in a tree)
Holy you're wearing my snuggie Batman! (you wearing snuggie)
Holy rejection Batman! (rejected)
Holy Batman

holy banana muffins 

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something
your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

holy balls

exclamation made when suprise stunned, excited, etc.
*you ace a test*
"Holy balls i aced that test"

you get punched in the face*
"Holy balls That hurt!"
holy balls by jake z January 3, 2008

holy bananas batman 

A phrase used when in shock or in excitement.
Johnny: Dude! Check out that MILF!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!
holy bananas batman by Bee Ryan. January 4, 2010

holy bananas

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"
holy bananas by boner bandit April 1, 2008