Hallett 

Someone that has a dry, wicked since of humour. Often misunderstood but for some absolutely hilarious.

That guy is a Hallett

Hallett by shjeeky December 26, 2012

Hallett 

An inbred boy, result of inbreeding

1) The boy is clearly a hallett
2) The hallett of a local family

Hallett by Mister Mistoffelees January 20, 2004

Hallett 

A person that is incredibly awful at sports, goes for the Mercedes F1 Team and is always taking everything too literally. This means that he is the one guy in the group people just cannot understand.

That guy Hallett goes for that Mercedes team bro.

Hallett by huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuususdydf May 31, 2021

Hullett 

A large greasy poop

I need to drop a hullett right now!

I need to drop a hullett at the waste water pit.

Hullett by Capricorn7 January 2, 2021

Harlett O'Scara 

a frightening and very unattractive transvestite of the promiscuous persuasion

Did you see that Harlett O'Scara? Whew, that's one double ugly tranny!

Harlett O'Scara by Herr Doktor Grauwolf December 31, 2008

Halleting 

To consciously avoid the consumption of a predetermined unit of alcohol

Classic Joe, always halleting

Halleting by El_melocoton October 2, 2016

Haslett High School 

A high school in Michigan in the Lower Peninsula. Not too much happens there, but thats just what THEY want you to think!

Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.

Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.

Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!

Cheney: Maple syrup bombs are everywhere! They're gonna hit in 5 minutes!

Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!

Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!

*Total ownage of Canucks*

America: Hooray for Haslett High School!

*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*

Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.

Haslett High School by My Name Be Walter March 7, 2008