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An exclamation, much like "Holy Shit!", but more offensive, which is good.
"Holy Fuck, that fart must have had 75 Hobo Power!"
holy fuck by none of yer dam bidness December 20, 2003

Holy Fuck Ton 

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.
That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.
Holy Fuck Ton by 777tobi March 21, 2009

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck 

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"

Holy Fuck Cakes 

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.
Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!
Holy Fuck Cakes by NattyM December 31, 2009

holy fuck! 

An expressions of extreme shock, surprise or anything related.
Similar to what the fuck! but can be used in a more positive manner.
Bill wins the grand prize of the lottery and shouts "HOLY FUCK!" as he completely didn't expect to win. He is filled with surprise and joy.
holy fuck! by Z-Shadow-Z March 13, 2009

Holy Fuck and a Half 

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.
Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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