A lifestyle that is wholesome and simple. Enjoying the simpler slower things in life. Long walks, sourdough starters and fermentation are the highlights of ones week.
Thanks to corona the clubs and pubs are closed. I’m living the wholegrain life now.
Or
I’m tired of this wholegrain living, I wanna be sweaty in a club, paying for overpriced drinks.
This involves 2 females and a man.. by which the man is getting RATTED by one girl (gettin your ass licked) and the other girl is sucking your cock.....
last nite was amazing after copping the HOLYGRAIL of 2 skanks in the localpark....:)
HoeGrandma occurs when anyone driving in traffic or pretty much anyone cruising round' extra, extra, extra slow in their Life in general just stay stagnant and never resolve their hoe tendencies and slow slardy Ass ways ~
This HoeGrandma needs to motherfuckin' pick up the pace, shit or get off the pot you slow ass hoe!