molegrain

What you get if you have a big mole with 4 or 5 thick black hairs that look quite like flagellum sticking out of it and the last name polegrain.

"Hi, my name is Timothy Molegrain"

by mirkin muncher May 30, 2006

mikegrain headache

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.

A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

megraine

A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.

Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.

"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."

"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."

interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009

holegrain

The act of mooning a political candidate, figure or president.

Oh, did you hear about Oliver? He totally holegrain'd Obama!

by nobodyandnobodyelse May 24, 2021

Molegina

A vagina with moles on it.

Tilly: my downstairs mix up has moles all over it!
Georgia: You have a molegina!
Madi:Moleginaaaaa!
Rose: yum.

by GeorgieGORRRE January 30, 2009

minegraine

When you play too much Minecraft and you give yourself an awful headache.

I've been playing minecraft for so long I just shit myself because I'd rather play minecraft than leave for two minutes to go to the bathroom and now I've got a minegraine.

by Kittywizzard August 26, 2015

malebrained

A term used to describe a trans person who acts like a male and has male interests. The opposite of fembrained.

Even though her face, voice, and body pass really well, Alice's malebrained interests clock her so hard.

by muggsymoon April 25, 2022