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Hole Poker 

Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.
Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?

JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?

Rey: yes every time!

JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?

Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?

JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!
Hole Poker by Nessy810 September 3, 2009
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hole poker 

Either a male or female who stickS either fingers or bodily features e.g: penis. Into either a vagina or anus.
"Oh my God you're such a hole poker"
"I heard you've been hole poking again"
hole poker by Superdooper91 January 15, 2008

Poked in the p-hole 

This is when you get the 'clap' from your girlfriend after she hung out with the Band boys in Peoria. She was 'poked in the p-hole' numerous times by the band....one who had the clap (now all of them have the clap). The boyfriend of this groupie then had sex with her, 'poked in the p-hole' caused his penis to drip...
My friend, Fredo, got the clap (gonorrea) from his girlfriend Linda'. They had make-up sex after she had sex with the boys in the band in Peoria who had all done the freaky deed, "poked in the p-hole," to her. Fredo had a drippy dick from fucking Linda, he had "poked her in the p-hole" only to get this uncomfortable drip!
Poked in the p-hole by BadMoFo1999 November 29, 2011

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole 

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit

Holepoker 

Sometimes purposeful, although often unintended, neglect to use snowshoes in the presence of deep snow.
That guy was so unprepared... he was such a holepoker.
Holepoker by UhhWhyNot? March 12, 2019