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a csgo surf community meme where an experienced player will trick a new player into holding w while trying to surf
new player: how do i surf?
good player: hold w m8
hold w by not a gamer gurl June 3, 2019
Words you can keep
hold w / hold w gaming is a csgo meme where players dont respect the general norms of playing slowly and clearning angles, but instead just hold w key and shit on people
green: GUYS PLEASE LETS PLAY SLOW GUYS THEYRE NADING ON BANANA ITS SO HARD TO PUSH AND HES AWPING NOOO AA PLEASE DONT PUSH GUYS HOLD PLEASEE
purple: stfu pussy and embrace the hold w

*pushes banana before nades and gets double entry with mac 10*

name hold weight 

this means that your name has some sort of value to a person
Name Hold Weight :
Kevin : “ you remember tyla “

Greg “ hell yeaah , her name still holds weight “
name hold weight by Vee😛 December 2, 2017

hold water 

Does Bob's statement Hold water
hold water by Dr.Rockin January 24, 2004

Hold Water 

Don't snitch on your co-defendants.
If we get caught by the feds hold water.
Hold Water by elpadron November 22, 2007

hold what ya got 

stop whatever you are doing. Slow down or shut up
If someone is saying something they shouldnt be saying tell them, hold what ya got. You doin to much
hold what ya got by Jecjaymes November 6, 2007

you can't hold water

Means you can't keep any secrets period
OMG I told Alyssa to keep the engagement a secret but she blew the surprise. I told her "you can't hold water damn"
you can't hold water by Ladycola September 3, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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