hojae
A kid who is really hilarious and a great basketball player who will exceed in school at home with his family overall Hojae is a joyfull person to be around and is very lucky with the ladies as he is found sexually attractive.
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Hojae
Hojae by Randombogo February 27, 2023
Hosaena
Hosaena is a beautiful Ethiopian girl with an awesome attitude! Hosaena's usually have dark, curly hair, are tall, and athletic. Hosaena's are usually very energetic and friendly. Sometimes it gets a bit annoying but they always mean well and love all of their friends. Hosaena's lack in the self confidence sector but is always there when others are in need. You will love any Hosaena you meet, hold on to her!
Teri Mummy Meri Hoja
"Teri Mummy Meri Hoja" is a clip from a video from YouTuber SunRayBee titled "INDIAN CRINGE KID, Bindass Kavya".
Teri Mummy Meri Hoja by skelebro1 January 17, 2022
hojack
a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.
hojack by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 12, 2008
mala hoja
This phrase is used as an insult in Spanish language. It is Cuban in origin. This is another Spanish phrase used to define someone really really bad in bed . Those who can’t even last more than 5 minutes during the sexual act. It can Also describe a girl that just complains and does not even move during intercourse .
1 - Last night I went out with Rick . We ended up in bed , what a disappointment! He didn’t las 3 minutes.. he is such a “mala hoja” !!!
Anoche me fui a la cama con Rick !! No duro ni 3 minutos ..!! Ese tipo es tremenda Mala Hoja !!!!
Anoche me fui a la cama con Rick !! No duro ni 3 minutos ..!! Ese tipo es tremenda Mala Hoja !!!!
Hoje
Hoje is a celebratory word. It has its most common use when people say something that is highly offensive but needs to be said none-the-less. Hoje can be used to show support for the offender without offending the offendee.
Macca: Hey Emma, you are a filthy whorebag, go wash your hands under the birdbath before entering my house, or just fuck off completely you fat pigwhore! What the fuck are you doing at my house anyway?
Emma: *offended look on face*
Tom: Hoje Macca!
**in this way Tom is supporting Macca without directly offending Emma. Tom is smart**
Emma: *offended look on face*
Tom: Hoje Macca!
**in this way Tom is supporting Macca without directly offending Emma. Tom is smart**
Hoje by Macca BMDSC May 17, 2006
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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