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Hoje is a celebratory word. It has its most common use when people say something that is highly offensive but needs to be said none-the-less. Hoje can be used to show support for the offender without offending the offendee.
Macca: Hey Emma, you are a filthy whorebag, go wash your hands under the birdbath before entering my house, or just fuck off completely you fat pigwhore! What the fuck are you doing at my house anyway?
Emma: *offended look on face*
Tom: Hoje Macca!

**in this way Tom is supporting Macca without directly offending Emma. Tom is smart**
Hoje by Macca BMDSC May 17, 2006
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Its south african, its a bit like mettwurst.
Hoje up ya crack you cheap bastard!
hoje by TFU January 10, 2005
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hoje • hojeez • Hojeb • Hojeen • höjendal • Hojer • Hojet • ho jerky
you a hoje
hoje by kota 188 October 22, 2020
When Dude and Michael got fed up with Liscs bs, they realized that it was time to come up with a new name for her. Knowing that Lisc was a horny jewish bitch; they figured that the name had to be difined by just that. Thus "hojeb" was born.
Dude143: "Oh look it's lisc."
Lisc: "I'm here boys, lets get down to buisness."
Miggz: "Gtfo you fucking hojeb."
Hojeb by Miggzzzzz January 25, 2009
A beautiful name that sounds & looks good as its personality & goes well with the capricorn zodiac sign.
Whoa! That girl was so nice & very pretty, I wonder if her name is hojeen.
Hojeen by Zeus dude August 3, 2017
A mistake or error. Usually the result of a stupid action.
Aww crap... I think i made a hojeez...
hojeez by MVC March 18, 2003
you made a hojeez with that parking job there.
hojeez by Grady March 26, 2003
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