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Hoja by Hoja but the real one January 11, 2021
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Spanish slang for "rolling paper"
Me queda solo una hoja.
hoja by LoD7rrenRa December 8, 2017
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hoja breath 

This is the first hit off a joint that's all rolling paper burning. This causes ones breath to smell like burnt paper. Hoja is a slang word for rolling paper.
Mike has hoja breath all the time from sparking up so many joints.
hoja breath by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja 

"Teri Mummy Meri Hoja" is a clip from a video from YouTuber SunRayBee titled "INDIAN CRINGE KID, Bindass Kavya".
Teri Mummy Meri Hoja. Ab To Kuch Kar Hi Nahi Sakta. Ab To Ho Gayi Teri Mummy Meri *giggles*
Teri Mummy Meri Hoja by skelebro1 January 17, 2022

mala hoja 

This phrase is used as an insult in Spanish language. It is Cuban in origin. This is another Spanish phrase used to define someone really really bad in bed . Those who can’t even last more than 5 minutes during the sexual act. It can Also describe a girl that just complains and does not even move during intercourse .
1 - Last night I went out with Rick . We ended up in bed , what a disappointment! He didn’t las 3 minutes.. he is such a “mala hoja” !!!

Anoche me fui a la cama con Rick !! No duro ni 3 minutos ..!! Ese tipo es tremenda Mala Hoja !!!!
mala hoja by JEHF January 7, 2018
a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.
Of course Bob Saget knows where his girlfriend is, he's got hojack.
hojack by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 12, 2008
to tell someone that they are unlucky.
'I am stuck with Jophy. hojai
Hojai by 1234567890123456780 October 20, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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