Hoja

Is a person who is Really cool and should be memorized

We should build a Statue of Hoja

by Hoja but the real one January 11, 2021

hoja

Spanish slang for "rolling paper"

Me queda solo una hoja.

by LoD7rrenRa December 8, 2017

hoja breath

This is the first hit off a joint that's all rolling paper burning. This causes ones breath to smell like burnt paper. Hoja is a slang word for rolling paper.

Mike has hoja breath all the time from sparking up so many joints.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja

"Teri Mummy Meri Hoja" is a clip from a video from YouTuber SunRayBee titled "INDIAN CRINGE KID, Bindass Kavya".

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja. Ab To Kuch Kar Hi Nahi Sakta. Ab To Ho Gayi Teri Mummy Meri *giggles*

by skelebro1 January 17, 2022

mala hoja

This phrase is used as an insult in Spanish language. It is Cuban in origin. This is another Spanish phrase used to define someone really really bad in bed . Those who can’t even last more than 5 minutes during the sexual act. It can Also describe a girl that just complains and does not even move during intercourse .

1 - Last night I went out with Rick . We ended up in bed , what a disappointment! He didn’t las 3 minutes.. he is such a “mala hoja” !!!

Anoche me fui a la cama con Rick !! No duro ni 3 minutos ..!! Ese tipo es tremenda Mala Hoja !!!!

by JEHF January 7, 2018

hojack

a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.

Of course Bob Saget knows where his girlfriend is, he's got hojack.

by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 12, 2008

Hojai

to tell someone that they are unlucky.

'I am stuck with Jophy. hojai

by 1234567890123456780 October 20, 2019