Hojak 

A humorous, extremely long and highly controversial forum post which is often filled with jarring criticism and hate towards something in particular. It is usually reserved for the most heinous of forum flaming trolls.

The thread has Hojaked and is now closed.

Hojak by Keg November 11, 2003

HoJak 

An adaptation of Wojak, similar to Soyjak but intended for ladies who exploit themselves via “sexwork” who now are upset once now having to return to the labor force in light of onlyfans regulations (Oct 2021)

*Guy 1 & 2 walking into McDonalds, at the register, guy 1 has recognized the lady*

Guy 1: (To Girl at the register ) Hey, I remember you!! I used to subscribe to your onlyfans.

Girl at register: *Visibly upset*

*While walking away *

Guy 2: Dude! That Hojak looked big mad

HoJak by Kanastaa August 21, 2021

Hodak 

1. (a) To prepare for a weather event that never really happens, usually presented as calamitous in scope. (b) To greatly exaggerate a meteorological event.

2. (generalization) To cause undue panic, usually on an epic scale.

3. The act or instance of Hodaking.

Gary prepared for death by the oncoming monsoon, but it turned out he was just being Hodaked.

Hodak by Rufus_T_Firefly May 8, 2012

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja 

"Teri Mummy Meri Hoja" is a clip from a video from YouTuber SunRayBee titled "INDIAN CRINGE KID, Bindass Kavya".

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja. Ab To Kuch Kar Hi Nahi Sakta. Ab To Ho Gayi Teri Mummy Meri *giggles*

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja by skelebro1 January 17, 2022

hoakism 

Hoakism is the way of serious game design. It involves discussions about vection and relative scale.
It also serves as a constant reminder not to be RUDE, HOSTILE or IMMATURE. For any hoakist it is also important to stress important words by writing with orange.
Having a large vocabulary can also be beneficial to the aspiring hoakist.
Above all else, it is important to remember the days when NS:CO had well above 300 servers and millions of fans.

quote "It's unfortunate that game design can't be discussed on these forums by some of the people that have in fact poured hundreds and even thousands of hours into the mod -- without being spammed, insulted, or broadsided with Troll Posts..." this is true hoakism

hoakism by Vectionade January 24, 2006

hojack 

a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.

Of course Bob Saget knows where his girlfriend is, he's got hojack.

hojack by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 12, 2008

mala hoja 

This phrase is used as an insult in Spanish language. It is Cuban in origin. This is another Spanish phrase used to define someone really really bad in bed . Those who can’t even last more than 5 minutes during the sexual act. It can Also describe a girl that just complains and does not even move during intercourse .

1 - Last night I went out with Rick . We ended up in bed , what a disappointment! He didn’t las 3 minutes.. he is such a “mala hoja” !!!

Anoche me fui a la cama con Rick !! No duro ni 3 minutos ..!! Ese tipo es tremenda Mala Hoja !!!!

mala hoja by JEHF January 7, 2018