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HoJak
An adaptation of Wojak, similar to Soyjak but intended for ladies who exploit themselves via “sexwork” who now are upset once now having to return to the labor force in light of onlyfans regulations (Oct 2021)
Hodak
1. (a) To prepare for a weather event that never really happens, usually presented as calamitous in scope. (b) To greatly exaggerate a meteorological event.
2. (generalization) To cause undue panic, usually on an epic scale.
3. The act or instance of Hodaking.
2. (generalization) To cause undue panic, usually on an epic scale.
3. The act or instance of Hodaking.
Hodak by Rufus_T_Firefly May 8, 2012
Teri Mummy Meri Hoja
"Teri Mummy Meri Hoja" is a clip from a video from YouTuber SunRayBee titled "INDIAN CRINGE KID, Bindass Kavya".
Teri Mummy Meri Hoja by skelebro1 January 17, 2022
hoakism
Hoakism is the way of serious game design. It involves discussions about vection and relative scale.
It also serves as a constant reminder not to be RUDE, HOSTILE or IMMATURE. For any hoakist it is also important to stress important words by writing with orange.
Having a large vocabulary can also be beneficial to the aspiring hoakist.
Above all else, it is important to remember the days when NS:CO had well above 300 servers and millions of fans.
It also serves as a constant reminder not to be RUDE, HOSTILE or IMMATURE. For any hoakist it is also important to stress important words by writing with orange.
Having a large vocabulary can also be beneficial to the aspiring hoakist.
Above all else, it is important to remember the days when NS:CO had well above 300 servers and millions of fans.
quote "It's unfortunate that game design can't be discussed on these forums by some of the people that have in fact poured hundreds and even thousands of hours into the mod -- without being spammed, insulted, or broadsided with Troll Posts..." this is true hoakism
hoakism by Vectionade January 24, 2006
hojack
a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.
hojack by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 12, 2008
mala hoja
This phrase is used as an insult in Spanish language. It is Cuban in origin. This is another Spanish phrase used to define someone really really bad in bed . Those who can’t even last more than 5 minutes during the sexual act. It can Also describe a girl that just complains and does not even move during intercourse .
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026