hoinkus 

BIG PENIS BITCH

DAMN THAT HOINKUS BE RANK

hoinkus by mattyg April 3, 2017

honkus of the bonkus 

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.

"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."

honkus of the bonkus by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011

Honkus 

A term generally used at the end of a sentence to express disgust and with the person the sentence is directed towards.

Eat this, honkus!
Get bent, honkus!
What the hell are you doing in here, honkus!

Honkus by Johnny Loftus October 2, 2006

Honkus 

A person's honkus is his/her rear end

I went roller skating and fell right on my honkus

Honkus by Delmar Stepteau August 21, 2003

honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand

Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.

honkus ponkus by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020

Honkus 

A small reptillian mammal that flourishes in the dark places of the human anus

man I got Honkus's in my ass

Honkus by Honkus January 21, 2003

Honkus 

A fictional deity used in place of Jesus, popularized by the bumper sticker slogan "Jeez If You Love Honkus" (a parody of "Honk If You Love Jesus").

Jeez If You Love Honkus
Honkus Is My Co-Pilot

Honkus by Godzillatemple May 16, 2007