hogswallop

Baloney! Balderdash! etc.

That story sounds like hogswallop.

by mantupj December 16, 2008

horsewallop

a word used in place of "horse shit" when you realize halfway through saying it that you are in the presence of virgin ears.

That's a load of horse-... *sees children nearby* ...wallop! Horsewallop!

by NoMSG September 29, 2010

hogswallow

Act of deception. To fool someone. An act intended to dupe or cheat.

That person will hogswallow you into buying that bridge in New York

by Bustinneocon January 1, 2009

hobswallow

An act of deliberate deception.

Man #1: "I hate the fact that we give so much tax money to Israel."

Man #2: "You should be ashamed for hating Israel you anti-semite!"

Man #1: "Nice hobswallow. I never said I hated Israel."

by Big Pimpy August 26, 2006

hogswaller

To egaculate, yank one, jerk off, rub a chub

Darn gimp brain is in the bathroom hogswallering all over the toilet seat

by LORD FLOCKA August 31, 2017

horgswallowed

When your masterbaiting but sucking a dick at the same time. Some partners do it while the other partner is sleeping, some people hate getting horgswallowed but also love it.

Babe i wanna get horgswallowed to night

by bigpoopopoopo July 22, 2022