hog tie

Robert's dumb ass threat to anybody that pisses his borderline, inbred ass off.

Matt: Hey Robert, your a borderline retard!
Robert: Hey man, how about you shut the fuck up before I hog tie your ass!

by Hog hunter January 14, 2008

Hog tie and slow roast

A sexual act requiring two males or two strap-on equipped females, one other person, and a fire. The act is initiated by the first two people hog tying the third person, followed by the first two using their penises/strap-ons to support the third person over a fire via the mouth and anus/vagina, in effect slowly roasting the person over the fire.

We could hog tie and slow roast her.

by Animesus July 10, 2019