hog tie

Robert's dumb ass threat to anybody that pisses his borderline, inbred ass off.

Matt: Hey Robert, your a borderline retard!
Robert: Hey man, how about you shut the fuck up before I hog tie your ass!

by Hog hunter January 14, 2008

Hog tie and slow roast

A sexual act requiring two males or two strap-on equipped females, one other person, and a fire. The act is initiated by the first two people hog tying the third person, followed by the first two using their penises/strap-ons to support the third person over a fire via the mouth and anus/vagina, in effect slowly roasting the person over the fire.

We could hog tie and slow roast her.

by Animesus July 10, 2019

russian hog tie

when you’re naked, tied to a tree in the woods, and your arms and legs are tied apart and your balls are also tied.

then, honey is poured on your balls and you’re abandoned so a bear can come and lick the honey off your balls.

my wife Mary made sure to give me the russian hog tie last night! the bear got a little too hungry and now i only have one ball.

by HotDragon57 December 26, 2025

Hog Tied

To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.

Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015

hog tied drunk

term that describes "that night". most commonly used people of laid back, country lovin nature

the night you fucked your sister, hog tied drunk

by capt. pooter pie October 27, 2008

Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 25, 2024

Hogtied

An inescapable boundage sex position where someone is tied so that their wrists and ankles are tied together, like a hog. A very kinky position, and the victim can be easily fucked in any orifice.

You will see what I mean when you google Hogtied.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017