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Long Hooker 

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009
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Steak Hooker 

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
Steak Hooker by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.
<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?
hookery by tomayto July 6, 2009

Hooker Tooth 

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.
Hooker Tooth by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Hooker's Toothbrush 

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.
Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.
Hooker's Toothbrush by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012

dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.
A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
dead hooker unit by BrockLi August 24, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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