Hoeitus

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A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.

Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..

Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.

Hoeitus by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013

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hoeitis

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Related Words

Hoeitus • Hoeitis • Hoetitus • Hoitus Coitus • hoe it up • hoe-ius maximus

Hoeitis

The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf

Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore

Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

Hoitus Coitus by Kotor39 May 16, 2010

Hoeitis

Disease that usually occurs after a break-up. Gives the person a sudden urge to constantly go out and take on the world. Person becomes very open and is "wid it for whatever".Symptoms include drinking for weeks, always wanting to go out and engage in clubs and bars.

IT IS CONTAGIOUS, STAY HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH IT

"Yo my hoeitis is on 100 tonight"
"Girllllllll, you got hoeitis"
"My ex won't stop going out, she got hoeitis"

Hoeitis by Diqueashley May 2, 2016

Hoetitus

When William is ditched by Ron. Moreover, a term used to describe the bailing of friends

YO ROOONN why you catching hoetitus bro! FPM (free pool monday) Come chill!

Hoetitus by Heyscreams March 31, 2017

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026