Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

Hocky Penis by GuessWho October 13, 2003

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penis hickey

A penis hickey is a hematoma of any size and any shape on the penis caused by rough oral action.

Fuck, my girl gave me a penis hickey!
Wow dude, you're one lucky bastard!
Yea I know man, I ain't complaining

penis hickey by Sharkgirl84 July 25, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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