athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it
him and his teammates all have hockey penises
by Yourboicolinn October 17, 2016
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a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023
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