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Penis hockey 

To play hockey with ones penis.

Slapping a hockey puck with ones penis. Penis Hockey.
Penis hockey by Bradvmik August 2, 2006

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

Hocky Penis 

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.
Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.
Hocky Penis by GuessWho October 13, 2003

penis hickey 

A penis hickey is a hematoma of any size and any shape on the penis caused by rough oral action.
Fuck, my girl gave me a penis hickey!
Wow dude, you're one lucky bastard!
Yea I know man, I ain't complaining
penis hickey by Sharkgirl84 July 25, 2010

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026