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HOVHANNES 

Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find. He's insanely talented, beautiful, and strong. He'll always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything. You'll always laugh together, through the highs and the lows. If you've got a Hovhannes, keep him around. He's worth it every time.
Person A: I need a friend for life.
Person B: Just get a Hovhannes.

Person A: Hello. I wanna a talented, handsome, strong, friendly and kind thing. What can you offer?
Person B: Nothing but Hovhannes!

Person A: Who's that?
Person B: My boyfriend, Hovhannes.
Person A: Marry him right now.
HOVHANNES by joaquín_duo October 17, 2019
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Hoshang means the big daddy of the group.. A guy who makes sure everything is order, a neat freak, a person who enjoys his morning chai with newspaper in hand. Don't think Hoshang's ever suffer from hangovers.. A jack of all trades master of none when it comes to sport
That guy giving the order to the waiter, he must be the Hoshang of the group.
Hoshang by dawgbone January 20, 2010
Short for "Lindsay Lohan." Because Lindsay is such a mega ho.
god did you see the new pics of hohan with her tits all over the place wtf shes so gross plz die
hohan by FreakSHOW ^)___^^^6 January 4, 2005
Term used to describe a target-rich environment, specifically large urban areas or college campuses with a veritable "ocean of hoes."

When a male is upset about a particular ho, then he can be reassured by reminding him that there are other hoes in the sea, or in the hocean.
I went to the Democratic National Convention and as soon as I put on my "pro-choice" pin the convention center turned into a hocean.
hocean by TheTheTheThe October 17, 2008

Lindsay Hohan 

What Lindsay Lohan's name should be; she is such a ho
Rumor has it that Lindsay Hohan was fucked by three guys yesterday!
Lindsay Hohan by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

hochgang 

Overdrive. Overdosed. (German Term)

Mostly used for automobile overdrive gear, and also electric guitar effect.
Put it on dry hochgang: Put the electric guitar on the dry distortion overdrive (for Heavymetal Power Chord)
hochgang by Reza Mohammady December 24, 2007