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Asian guy obsessed with Pokemon and most awesome person ever. Who wheels a bunch of teenagers.
Random Person: Hey Hohai! What's up?
Hohai: Just playing Pokemon! Pikachu FTW!!
Hohai by KLCore December 22, 2010
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Hochamoon 

Having anal sex and simutaneously debating with yourself out loud who was the more dominant JVB baseball team in Nassau County NY in 1994.(all while rubbing your nose)
While banging that skank Julie, I pulled the ultimate Hochamoon.
Hochamoon by bman158 June 18, 2009
A person that you are close friends with or dating that you sit on often.
Girl 1: Hey, why are you sitting on Tanner?

Girl 2: It's okay, he's my hoechair.
hoechair by AthenaSpeaks September 23, 2012

hochisma 

when a guy/girl is hot, chill, AND smart. a rare combination of qualities.
Man, that girl is hot as hell, chill as hell, and smart as hell, she sure is hochisma.
hochisma by Hantuj June 11, 2007
The combo of Ho and Chica - Its what you call your friend thats a Ho and she knows it and you know it and its all good...
you: Damn Hocha how many dicks you suck last night???
hocha: so many i didnt even get names
you: Are we still going to go shopping for your wedding dress tonight and go for ice cream?
HOCHA by NiCkiCa$h April 2, 2009
Bait for a promiscuous woman with a love of the sweet powder.
I've got about $50 worth of hocaine and 3 rubbers. Let's hit the road.
Hocaine by Skat Stevens August 25, 2008