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hobbytunity 

Hobbytunity, a portmanteau of hobby and opportunity.
Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
hobbytunity by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023
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Hobbitefeet 

Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.
Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet
Hobbitefeet by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021

hobbiter 

The hobbiter is shorter then a hobbit, takes shots with soap, and cannot spell after a piña colada
“I just ate Malibu” says the hobbit
“I just ate soap” replies the hobbiter
hobbiter by Jdawggg17 August 18, 2018

Hobbiterific 

Your boy Frodo from the Bag End neighborhood must be bout five nothing but he cool, he hobbiterific.
Hobbiterific by Solid Mantis January 13, 2018

hobbited 

When you are playing basketball and someone jumps up to try and block your shot but you just juke them out and make them jump up for no reason while you drive the ball into the lane and score.
Dude, you just got hobbited!
hobbited by Popovich2 January 25, 2011
A small female human being, 5 ft or less, that is seemingly harmless but has the strength of a larger human. She has very good swimming ability for her size, mostly based on the larger human strength. Don't mention her size when you are near her because she will strike. However, her small hobbyt arms and legs do not reach very far so you can move away quickly if need be.
She looks small but she has so much strength...

Yea, she is the Hobbyt
Hobbyt by uknowmack September 15, 2009