A small female human being, 5 ft or less, that is seemingly harmless but has the strength of a larger human. She has very good swimming ability for her size, mostly based on the larger human strength. Don't mention her size when you are near her because she will strike. However, her small hobbyt arms and legs do not reach very far so you can move away quickly if need be.
by uknowmack September 15, 2009
Get the Hobbyt mug.Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023
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A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015
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Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.
by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022
Get the Turd Hobbit mug.To receive fellatio from an extremely diminutive individual who is otherwise normally proportioned; To have One's penis licked, carressed and inserted into the mouth of a person that has suffered a case of arrested growth (due to some infantile disease which yielded damage to the thyroid gland).
Good day to you, my pedigree chum. For what reason do you find yourself carrying that Yellow Pages telephone Directory?
Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.
Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.
Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.
Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.
by eddwtf December 10, 2011
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by Cinquante March 30, 2015
Get the Hobbit hole mug.Someone that tries to act like a gangster immigrant. They are often Swedish girls/boys at 10-16 years old.
Micke Svensson talking to David Oloffson: Ey bro, fuck aina man.
Abdullah with his friend Ahmed: Aboow, did you hear that hobbyblatte?
Abdullah with his friend Ahmed: Aboow, did you hear that hobbyblatte?
by BarnLekerOrtenISverige May 5, 2019
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