hobbit cock

a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis

related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands

"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"

hobbit cock by sam madsen July 6, 2007

Cock Hobbit 

A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect

“That hoe fucked the entire baseball team. What a cock hobbit”

Cock Hobbit by Freedomoverfear November 25, 2020

cock hobbit 

a little person who is obsessed with hairy penis

shut up you cock hobbit (luke crocker)

cock hobbit by finalryu October 4, 2012

hobbitcock 

Awesome, in a small way.

Troll, your Honda Civic is totally hobbitcock!

hobbitcock by Ralf Walter August 15, 2005