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A well known sound and mod designer as well as an established professional game designer in first person shooters ie: Quake, Half-Life.

Known to have a full knowledge of the English language and grammer, as well as the ability to rebuttal anyone on any topic, and any point.

Was the brains behind Team Mirage when Navy Seals: Covert Operations had well over 300 servers and millions of fans.
Hoak stated it was a FACT that bunnies have huge pink cocks!
hoak by Kikz1 January 3, 2006
Related Words
hoak • hoakey • hoaka • Hoaker • hoakie • hoakism • hoaky • hoakz • Elizabeth Hoak • Thai Hoak

the hoak 

Sexual intercourse maneuver. Immediately after a woman orgasms, the man pulls out, says "you're not even good enough to make me cum", opens a porno mag and masturbates in view of her.
She threw the lamp at him after he pulled The Hoak on her
the hoak by Harley Wood Hogan May 14, 2014
A shy geek that likes to make people laugh.
Can you believe that Thai Hoak? He left a tampon dipped in taco sauce on a kids play structure and a 5 year old found it.
Thai Hoak by Flip776 October 16, 2008

Elizabeth Hoak 

mysterious high tempered person who typically bottled in her emotions, used to be a heavy drinker then turned her life around working for that hard earned cash, making cool friends, vibing on marijuana and loving her cats.
Elizabeth Hoak by a N060dy January 22, 2024
Hoakism is the way of serious game design. It involves discussions about vection and relative scale.
It also serves as a constant reminder not to be RUDE, HOSTILE or IMMATURE. For any hoakist it is also important to stress important words by writing with orange.
Having a large vocabulary can also be beneficial to the aspiring hoakist.
Above all else, it is important to remember the days when NS:CO had well above 300 servers and millions of fans.
quote "It's unfortunate that game design can't be discussed on these forums by some of the people that have in fact poured hundreds and even thousands of hours into the mod -- without being spammed, insulted, or broadsided with Troll Posts..." this is true hoakism
hoakism by Vectionade January 24, 2006
Something that is corny, cheesey or obviously lame.
See also: hokey, lame, crappy
American Idol is such a hoakey TV show.
hoakey by Dank09 December 19, 2003
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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