ho hose

A pantyhose of the "slutty" nature. Generally worn by women with an agenda.

Linda is certain to close that deal; she's got her ho hose on.

by 1Elvis January 12, 2009

hohosexual

Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.

See that Mrs. Claus over there? I here she is so hohosexual.

by PohTayToez December 30, 2007